Down Down South
Sis and Gav came to NZ for Christmas.
Sis, Gav, Ronald, Calvin & I went down to Queenstown:
- Te Anau glowworm caves
- Cromwell for fruits
- Managed to check out sis great butt
- Cottage ALL to ourselves on Fernhill
- White water rafting in Shotover river
- Sandflies' bites which itch all over
- Gav wanting to vomit due to too tight a life jacket PLUS heat
- Luge from Queenstown gondola
- Practised expressions for photos sake
- Gas stove with no gas
- Dish-washer that does not dish wash, but spewed soap all over
- Baked chips for supper while watching Transformers
- Ice-cream, gelato, ice-cream!
- Arrowtown, Chinese settlements
- Wanaka for lunch and no eels in lake
- Heat rashes
- Black and bruised bananas forced eaten by Gav
- Dad's turkey, lamb, pork ribs and chicken drums for the trip
- Lake Tekapo
- Bought cheap cheap fresh salmon from salmon farm
- Shitting in the public toilet with own toilet paper
- Calvin pee-ing on a pile of rocks by the roadside, creating a champagne flow
- Road kill with no maggots
- Road trip game that involves smelling poo and picking up road kill (operation failed)
- Plant stuck to the side of the car door
